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**PLEASE NOTE. WHILE ALL ENTRIES IN THE LORNOGRAMÔ ARE BASED ON TRUE EVENTS, THE AUTHOR DOES ALLOW HIMSELF TO FICTIONALIZE AND EXAGERATE SOME EVENTS. NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED**

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Why LornogramÔ ?

I felt that this would be the best way to keep in touch with y’all, so some of this stuff might be new and some of this stuff might be old to you. You may ask yourself why am I getting this letter from Lorne. The answer could be one or many; it is up to you to select the best answer(s) from the below choices.

1)Lorne is really bored at his job and is killing time.

2)Lorne is reaching out to the special people in his life.

3)Lorne has you on his email list in error.

4)Lorne cares.

5)Lorne is your friend and/or relative.

6)Lorne is stalking you.

7)Lorne misses you.

8)Lorne can’t remember who you are and hopes a reply from you will make him remember.

9)Lorne wants email back in return.

10)Lorne (insert your reason here).

Last Revised: May 22, 2000